swimmingly

My wife discovered that her water-aerobics instructor at our gym is a comics fan and that the latter attended the weekend's new comics con dressed like Wonder Woman. And that the lady definitely could pull that off.

I think I should start taking swimming lessons.

self-diagnosis

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
— William Gibson

(My thanks to Lee for bringing this up to our attention.)

before I could get all blue

My Blue Tooth is so sensitive that people can hear me even when I'm not practicing my night job's heavy respiration. I suggested I could stop breathing. Luckily I found the 'mute' button.