the awesome intellect and/or the alabaster body

[sergebroom]

Much as she likes Lie to Me, my wife is quite perplexed at how often gorgeous women throw themselves at Tim Roth. I suggested that they're drawn to his awesome intellect and/or to his alabaster body. Or maybe it's his conk, the prominence of which makes me suspect he's the love child of Jimmy Durante.

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[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

I wonder if the actresses ask "What's my motivation? Is it his awesome intellect, or his alabaster body?"

[pedanther]

"Mr Director, what's my motivation for doing this scene?"

"You won't get paid if you don't, dear."

"Oh. Fair enough."

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

"But... But... What about the Purity of Art?"

[sophielandon.livejournal.com]

I think that's where the alabaster comes in.

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

And there's no statue of limitation on that.