wanton sex and gratuitous violence

[sergebroom]

I'll soon be having a new cubicle neighbor, and, based on the grapevine, I'll have to be on my best behavior from now on. Apparently, after her brief visit, she objected to my office's barely glanced poster because it had the word SEX in it. I thought I'd be nice and proactively moved the offending item to a less obvious corner of my cubicle. I'm not planning to remove my "Bates Motel" neon sign though. What was on the poster? you may ask.

"Why go to the movies and be exposed to wanton sex, needless profanity and gratuitous violence? Experience it live."

Yes, it was the advertising for a Shakespeare Festival.