not the great communicator
Mar. 24th, 2014 12:50 pmI've put together my development plan for 2014 and, at the suggestion of my boss, I added "communicates powerfully and prolifically" as something to work on. Not that I am not prolific. Au contraire. I apparently have some problems with tailoring my communications to their target audience, at least when they're not technical.
"Okay, so what you want to do is this: You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot. Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterface thruster chamber, and the pneumatic centripetal antigravity shield deflectors, then you simply deactivate the axial gyro-presubinertia-photomegatronic oscillator that you see here."
"Huh?"
"You pull the plug!"
"Okay, so what you want to do is this: You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot. Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterface thruster chamber, and the pneumatic centripetal antigravity shield deflectors, then you simply deactivate the axial gyro-presubinertia-photomegatronic oscillator that you see here."
"Huh?"
"You pull the plug!"