John Cleese's ode to insanity

[sergebroom]

My wife found the following on the site "Poem of the Week":

Ode to Sean Hannity
- by John Cleese

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity

Comments

[etumukutenyak.livejournal.com]

Televised moronity
Leads to obscenity
Let us take this opportunity
To restore true masculinity
Without such malignity
Else all is lost, for eternity.

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

If not for eternity, then for a damned long time, by the standards of human longevity. As for true masculinity, there are some men whose definition of manhood is to conquer, and to break. Me, I prefer to create, and to make.

[miltonthales.livejournal.com]

Just take away his access to hair spray; he'd lose his job in a flash.

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

Is it possible to guess a man's politics by his hairdo?

[miltonthales.livejournal.com]

Politics, I doubt it. Profession, maybe. TV blatherers and pols are in the public eye, so they're vain about their appearances.

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

There is that, but I thought I had noticed a trend toward bad toupets or coiffures on the part of Republican politicians. Not that I am biased against them. Of course not.

[miltonthales.livejournal.com]

Why the hell not? ;)