if awards were inspired by some of my favorite old-time writers...

[sergebroom]

With saber and blaster in my hands, and talent, I might hack it,
By Mars's old canals, women ankle-belled'd grant a Brackett.

Told I tails of dogs that heal warts and talk,
Kind robot Jenkins might hand me a Simak.

Comments

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

If I could with Occitan sprinkle my yarns,
I'd get a statuette of one John Barnes.

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

I bow down before your superior skills.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Not superior, just lucky.