making Yukon Cornelius proud
Jun. 25th, 2012 07:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sergebroom"I just want to say one word to you. Just one word."
"Yes, sir."
"Are you listening?"
"Yes, I am."
"Plastics."
"The Graduate" notwithstanding, today marked my first attempts at transmutation of baser matters into gold, and plastic's was quite successful. Plywood's didn't turn out quite as well, but I think I know how to fix that. Note to myself... Get goggles otherwise I'll wind up seeing Life thru gold-colored glasses. Also, get gloves otherwise I'll need to change my name to Auric Goldfinger.
"Yes, sir."
"Are you listening?"
"Yes, I am."
"Plastics."
"The Graduate" notwithstanding, today marked my first attempts at transmutation of baser matters into gold, and plastic's was quite successful. Plywood's didn't turn out quite as well, but I think I know how to fix that. Note to myself... Get goggles otherwise I'll wind up seeing Life thru gold-colored glasses. Also, get gloves otherwise I'll need to change my name to Auric Goldfinger.
