or Klingon chiropractors

[sergebroom]

Just yesterday, I noticed what I think is a recent addition to a local strip mall's businesses...

Valhalla massage and body work

That sounds about reassuring as a place that'd advertise Klingon chiropractors.

Comments

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Now, if their staff all have names like Sieglinde, Woglinde, and Ortlinde you should start getting worried.

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

Even if she looks like Kristanna Loken, who played Sieglinde in the SciFi Channel's mini-series Ring of the Nibelung?

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Especially in that case!

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

Wotan unpleasant situation!

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Especially if you're feeling Loge.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Or, in the alternative, this is for those who want to get their Ragnaroks off....

[tania-c.livejournal.com]

It could be legit. They might want to Aesir pain. Imagine if it catches on, people outside shouting "Me Tyr, me Tyr".

When you first put this up on ML, my first image was of Thor coming in with a sore shoulder from tossing Mjollnir around, and having to catch it when it comes back.

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

He's Loki that a sore shoulder is all he got instead of hitting himself in the back of the head.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Or it could be a place for those who are Balder.

[tania-c.livejournal.com]

I'll be happy if there are no sounds of Munin coming from the back room.

And I'm still chuckling over getting their Ragnarok's off, btw.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Perhaps there will be signs of hugin....

(Thanks, we aim to please.)

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

Idun know what to think of what you guys are doing to my beautiful blog. Well, I'll Thor't it out.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Thunor or later you will...

[tania-c.livejournal.com]

I thought you were a proponent of Frey speech? Apparently not! Well, Frig off!

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

Wotan embarassing bunch of visitors we get these days.

[tania-c.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you know were just Jötunn around.

[serge-lj.livejournal.com]

It's getting late. I'll be Sleipnir on it.

[tania-c.livejournal.com]

Well, with the bad puns, it's Alfar one and all that, right? I suppose I should be careful about appealing to your Vanir-ty.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Shaman on you!